How to care for your new flatmate

Breed : The Fussy best friend who has turned nocturnal

• Never! Wake-up before midday- or suffer the consequences of their wrath ( if the matter is of great importance make sure you have a cup of tea/ hot beverage to lure them out.)
• Feed once a day making sure it doesn't contain any of the following - brocilli, cabbage, carrots , bean sprouts, or any other root vegetable that is not a pepper or mushroom. 
• Make sure that snacks are available at all times 
• Never leave anything to get mouldy or they will have a fit and throw it at you (not nice to clean)
• Always be there for them if they have an issue, because they will be there for you too
• Listen intently when they are talking and make mental notes in order to bring up in conversation at a later date.
• Offer advice on outfits for nights out ( the to wear heels or not to wear heels can be a tough one so watch out for that )
• Bar block, Cock block etc. When they are too drunk to function.
• Do not let them decide to cook/shower when drunk theses are extreme Hazards
• If they get emotional when drunk try and be patient, they will repeat everything you already know 
• Most importantly tell them that you love them every day pffft ... Frape at every opportunity or consider it a fail 
• All these things should ensure the happiness of your new flatmate.

This started as a little joke between my flat mate and I and I figured I would attempt to take it further. 

Much Love x 

Its a bit Tricky to not bop along to the oldies

I was listening to good old Radio1 last Friday to Greg James's wander years and it gave me a little inspiration. These are a few of my favourite dance around in your underwear singing into a hairbrush- hopefully with the curtains drawn, songs from the good old 90's. I dare you to not to get your hairbrush out.I defy an true 90's kid to not sign along to every word the Fresh Prince theme tune and dance around the room like Carlton.

This song always got the guys dancing at school discos ! 

Can't forget the legend that is Miss Avril.

This came on when I was out in Lincoln and I had to restrain myself from performing a dance routine that my friends and I came up with one lunch time.. Cringe

Girl Power! This is for the girls. Viva forever!

There you have it a few little tunes that take me back to the simpler days where boys where smelly and girls pretended to be in girl bands. They will live forever in our geeky little hearts.

Much Love fellow bloggers 

oxox

Valentines Day

Much loved tradition or Commercial exploitation? Walking into Celebrations looked like Cupid had threw up all over the shop.

The window alone was covered head to toe in shiny red balloons printed with 'I Love you,'and red and pink streamers that  you know the poor single girl behind the counter had to climb a ladder and pin to the ceiling, who will be given the job or tearing it all down in a few short weeks.

Personally those shops make me want to go Erugh,Bleugh and F** off. Yes you got it I hate Valentine's day. 

It's a day that adds pressure to new couples always having the pissed debate between friends as to whether or not to do the "Valentines day thing." Or for us singletons to sit in our p.j's with a bottle of vodka wandering why am I single, whilst quietly crying into our cornfakes ?

Even in a relationship it has its issues,who really wants a cheesy teadybear holding a heart that says too my Valentine? It will end up in my cupboard slowly making itself to a boot sale, which it will sell for 50p at the most. 

On the said  day this year I will be going to watch a movie with my girls and sitting eating pizza, bitching about our failed new years resolutions and exceeding way over the recommended alcohol units for a week. 

Much Love (everyday not just Valentines day.)

xxx